| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | vsJacksonville GeriatricsGERRY | L | 54.060–145.545 |
| 2 | @Powerfully Prejudiced PylonsPPP | L | 22.610–208.430 |
| 3 | vsTennessee TerpsTT | L | 67.105–110.955 |
| 4 | vsBEARDOWN!AZW | L | 57.730–111.420 |
| 5 | vsWindy City WankersWCW | L | 25.495–68.495 |
| 6 | @Team DerrickTD | L | 32.915–170.250 |
| 7 | @Jacksonville GeriatricsGERRY | L | 59.665–113.675 |
| 8 | @BEARDOWN!AZW | L | 77.835–145.350 |
| 9 | @Best KoreaKIM | T | 0.000–0.000 |
| 10 | @Rocky Mountain DriftersRMD | – | – |
| 11 | vsCarrington OilersCO | – | – |
| 12 | vsRocky Mountain DriftersRMD | – | – |
| 13 | vsQueens GambitNCQG | – | – |